Almost As Beautiful As Me

This what I'm talking about, a super sexy song featuring the raw talents of White Gold and the beautiful Strawberry Summers making music that's sweeter than a sugar-coated kitten.

Rally Car Almost Backflips After Jump

Both the driver and passenger may need to make a quick pit stop after this so they can change their underwear.

Camera Man Almost Crushed by Flipping Car

Even though they have an incredibly dangerous job, at least race cameramen don't have boring days at work.

Rally Car Driver Almost Loses Head

A rally car driver crashes his car at a high speed and a large wooden pole goes through his windshield and misses his head by inches. I think 'uh-oh' might of understated it a tad.

He Shoots He Almost Scores

This kid climbs on top of his roof and tries to jump through his basketball hoop but is only half successful.

Rollerblader almost breaks his Elbow

I love how this dudes friend just keeps laughing instead of helping him. what a dick.

ahhhh id prolly do the same thing. :P

Close Call for Skater

Skater comes ripping down a hill and nearly nearly dies as he slams into an oncoming car

Lucky to be Alive

This guy is literally feet away from getting hit by lightning. Gotta admit, that would be pretty damn scary.

Tim McGraw Almost Fist Fights Fan

The TSA rap almost makes up for the shittyness of an airport

Note how I said ALMOST

Tito Ortiz almost thrown out of UFC84 post fight press conf!

almost too poor to cook ramen.

almost too poor to cook ramen.

Giant Crab almost circumcises guy

That'll teach you not to sit on a damn crab...