<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny suicide - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny suicide - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2026</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2005 00:00:08 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2005 00:00:08 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2005 00:00:09 -0400</pubDate><title>suicide bomber</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3916/suicide-bomber.html</link><description>A dude strapped to a bomb pretends to be in distress. When people come to his aid, he pulls the clip and blows himself up along with a few other people.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3916/suicide-bomber.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3916.jpg</image><media:title>suicide bomber</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/3916.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="59" height="294" width="240" /><media:description>A dude strapped to a bomb pretends to be in distress. 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/></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 14:38:48 -0400</pubDate><title>Death By Electric Whisk</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64930/Death-By-Electric-Whisk.html</link><description>Another addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths !</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64930/Death-By-Electric-Whisk.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64930.jpg</image><media:title>Death By Electric Whisk</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/64930.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="16" height="480" width="360" /><media:description>Another addition to the list of spectacularly messy and graphic suicide chocolate deaths !</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>cadburys,creme,egg,suicide</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64930.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jul 2006 00:00:08 -0400</pubDate><title>The Orange Man</title><link>http://www.abum.com/18651/The-Orange-Man.html</link><description>Why&#039;s that guy eat so many oranges?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-18651/The-Orange-Man.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18651.jpg</image><media:title>The Orange Man</media:title><media:description>Why&#039;s that guy eat so many oranges?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>jump,orange,suicide</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18651.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Guy commits suicide and is caught on a live TV broadcast</title><link>http://www.abum.com/60927/Guy-commits-suicide-and-is-caught-on-a-live-TV-broadcast.html</link><description>In the right place at the right time for a tragic event.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-60927/Guy-commits-suicide-and-is-caught-on-a-live-TV-broadcast.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60927.jpg</image><media:title>Guy commits suicide and is caught on a live TV broadcast</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/60927.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="31" height="400" width="300" /><media:description>In the right place at the right time for a tragic event.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>camera,film,suicide,falls,plummet</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/60927.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Dude decides to commit suicide 10 different ways, all at the same time</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62713/Dude-decides-to-commit-suicide-10-different-ways-all-at-the-same-time.html</link><description>Now that&#039;s what I call dedication.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62713/Dude-decides-to-commit-suicide-10-different-ways-all-at-the-same-time.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62713.jpg</image><media:title>Dude decides to commit suicide 10 different ways, all at the same time</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62713.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="364" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Now that&#039;s what I call dedication.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>suicide,10,ways,crazy</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62713.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Suicide Elmo</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90039/Suicide-Elmo.html</link><description>He&#039;s arguably the most well known out of all the Muppets and also arguably the most annoying. That&#039;s why it&#039;s so much fun when someone makes him do stuff like this...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90039/Suicide-Elmo.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90039.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide Elmo</media:title><media:description>He&#039;s arguably the most well known out of all the Muppets and also arguably the most annoying. 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/></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2004 00:00:06 -0500</pubDate><title>Suicide</title><link>http://www.abum.com/855/Suicide.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-855/Suicide.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/855.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>suicide</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/855.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2005 00:00:08 -0500</pubDate><title>Suicide bird</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1868/Suicide-bird.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1868/Suicide-bird.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1868.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide 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-0400</pubDate><title>Overtime</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8294/Overtime.html</link><description>Jimmy just loved to hang around outside the office.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-8294/Overtime.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8294.jpg</image><media:title>Overtime</media:title><media:description>Jimmy just loved to hang around outside the office.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>shoelaces,suicide,work</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/8294.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Crazy man stops traffic by climbing on top of a bridge</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56254/Crazy-man-stops-traffic-by-climbing-on-top-of-a-bridge.html</link><description>10,000 cars backed up on the road...if this guy lives..he&#039;s 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anymore</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-25152/Suicidal-Teddy.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25152.jpg</image><media:title>Suicidal Teddy</media:title><media:description>He couldn&#039;t take all the squeezing anymore</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>rock,suicide,teddy,toilet</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/25152.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:24:01 -0400</pubDate><title>Suicide Smileys</title><link>http://www.abum.com/56845/Suicide-Smileys.html</link><description>At long last - The icons that we have come to hate have decided to die :) </description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-56845/Suicide-Smileys.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56845.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide Smileys</media:title><media:description>At long last - The icons that we have come to hate have decided to die :) </media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>suicide,smileys,icons,die</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56845.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85045/Suicide-Girls-Suicide-Hotline.html</link><description>Move along, there’s no irony to see here. Move along. Those tattooed wonders can do more than just get their face pierced and pose provocatively in their underwear and black lipstick. They can save desperate lives goddammit.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85045/Suicide-Girls-Suicide-Hotline.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85045.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide Girls Suicide Hotline</media:title><media:description>Move along, there’s no irony to see here. Move along. Those tattooed wonders can do more than just get their face pierced and pose provocatively in their underwear and black lipstick. They can save desperate lives goddammit.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Suicide,Girls,Hotline</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85045.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Suicide Bird</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83493/Suicide-Bird.html</link><description>No matter how many times this cat throws a paw or a set of sharpened teeth his way, he continues to inch his way ever closer. You can just imagine a group of doves just off camera egging him on.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83493/Suicide-Bird.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83493.jpg</image><media:title>Suicide Bird</media:title><media:description>No matter how many times this cat throws a paw or a set of sharpened teeth his way, he continues to inch his way ever closer. You can just imagine a group of doves just off camera egging him on.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Suicide,Bird</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83493.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Double Suicide Slide Into Empty Pool</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76642/Double-Suicide-Slide-Into-Empty-Pool.html</link><description>It looks like the water park isn&#039;t quite open for business yet. They&#039;re still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76642/Double-Suicide-Slide-Into-Empty-Pool.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76642.jpg</image><media:title>Double Suicide Slide Into Empty Pool</media:title><media:description>It looks like the water park isn&#039;t quite open for business yet. They&#039;re still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Double,Suicide,Slide,Into,Empty,Pool</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76642.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>My Story: Struggling, Bullying, Suicide, Self harm</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88997/My-Story-Struggling-Bullying-Suicide-Self-harm.html</link><description>Well, this is pretty grim. This poor girl was cyber bullied for years and now, after all the torment, she’s committed suicide, living on online through her YouTube posts about the struggles she faced - it makes for compelling (if somewhat emotional) viewing.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88997/My-Story-Struggling-Bullying-Suicide-Self-harm.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88997.jpg</image><media:title>My Story: Struggling, Bullying, Suicide, Self harm</media:title><media:description>Well, this is pretty grim. 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