First the doctor told me the good news:
December 19, 2014
I was going to have a disease named after me.
Something that acts do so frequently that it's amazing that it still gets a cheer. Maybe it would only get a muted mumble of appreciation if you couldn't get drunk at gigs though...
Despite this amazing organ being kinda pretty important in terms of the whole human biology thingamajiggy, the human brain, from whatever scientifiic approach you take is a total scumbag. A wondrous marvel of evolution, but still a total scumbag.
Cats are scumbags. This much we know. But just how scummy will they be? Well, scummy enough to push a flatmate down the stairs. That's registering pretty damn high on my scumbag-o-meter. Well played, cat.
Blake Boston AKA Scumbag Steve
Everyone favorite scumbag gets his own song, so think of all the rotten things the Scumbag Steve in your life has done to you over the years, and sing along. But all this scumbagness needs to be balanced out by some Good Guy Greg rap.
Even in the cat world, pranking is a way of life. One cat goads the other to take a peek down some stairs and the cat's natural curiosity gets the better of him. But once he's looking down with his back to the other cat, that's when the pranking begins.