<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny reasons - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny reasons - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2016 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2016 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2016 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>4 Reasons Pinocchio Is Secretly Terrifying</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94653/4-Reasons-Pinocchio-Is-Secretly-Terrifying.html</link><description>In Cracked&#039;s &quot;Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder&quot; host Daniel O&#039;Brien humorously discusses the dark secrets behind lovable Pinocchio from Disney&#039;s classic 1940 animated film, Pinocchio.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94653/4-Reasons-Pinocchio-Is-Secretly-Terrifying.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94653.jpg</image><media:title>4 Reasons Pinocchio Is Secretly Terrifying</media:title><media:description>In Cracked&#039;s &quot;Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder&quot; host Daniel O&#039;Brien humorously discusses the dark secrets behind lovable Pinocchio from Disney&#039;s classic 1940 animated film, Pinocchio.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Reasons,Pinocchio,Secretly,Terrifying</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94653.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>16 Reasons To Love The Wind</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74617/16-Reasons-To-Love-The-Wind.html</link><description>This could also be titled &#039;Reasons Why Girls Sometimes Hate The Wind&#039; - Not to be confused with &#039;Girls with wind&#039;, who don&#039;t exist anyway as girls don&#039;t fart, or take a dump - They are made from candy &amp; flowers, we all know that !</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74617/16-Reasons-To-Love-The-Wind.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74617.jpg</image><media:title>16 Reasons To Love The Wind</media:title><media:description>This could also be titled &#039;Reasons Why Girls Sometimes Hate The Wind&#039; - Not to be confused with &#039;Girls with wind&#039;, who don&#039;t exist anyway as girls don&#039;t fart, or take a dump - They are made from candy &amp; flowers, we all know that !</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Reasons,Love,The,Wind</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74617.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Reasons Not to Buy an iPhone 5</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81484/Reasons-Not-to-Buy-an-iPhone-5.html</link><description>If you&#039;re thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? 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