<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny fastest - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny fastest - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 29 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Fastest Way to Cool off a Beer</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91162/The-Fastest-Way-to-Cool-off-a-Beer.html</link><description>Sometimes science can be scary and impressive and incredibly cool all at the same time, and this is one of those times as this Russian hacker shows you how to chill a beer in the quickest way possible. Definitely one to try at home.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91162/The-Fastest-Way-to-Cool-off-a-Beer.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91162.jpg</image><media:title>The Fastest Way to Cool off a Beer</media:title><media:description>Sometimes science can be scary and impressive and incredibly cool all at the same time, and this is one of those times as this Russian hacker shows you how to chill a beer in the quickest way possible. 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Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it&#039;s absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. Glorious.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89771/World-s-Fastest-Drive-Thru.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89771.jpg</image><media:title>World&#039;s Fastest Drive Thru</media:title><media:description>Fast food is pretty damn fast but could it be faster? Damn skippy. This guy is pushing it to it&#039;s absolute limits and receiving the fastest drive through service that anyone has ever experience. 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Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. Next stop, time travel.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78574/World-s-Fastest-Mobility-Scooter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78574.jpg</image><media:title>World&#039;s Fastest Mobility Scooter</media:title><media:description>Holy crap! Just look at this thing go, it&#039;s like a granny with a rocket up her ass. The engine was stolen from a 1997 CR125 motocross bike allowing it to break a world record and reach 71.59mph. 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