<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny criminal - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny criminal - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 00:00:11 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Smooth Criminal</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4342/Smooth-Criminal.html</link><description>Again our friends at liquid generation bring us a great cartoon. 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Run him down with a car, of course!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-54870/Toronto-police-take-on-knife-weilding-man.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54870.jpg</image><media:title>Toronto police take on knife weilding man</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/54870.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="64" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>How do you take down someone threatening you with a knife? 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