<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny bitch - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny bitch - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:35:33 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:35:33 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:35:33 -0400</pubDate><title>Fat Crazy Bitch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/8602/Fat-Crazy-Bitch.html</link><description>These poor, innocent skaters get something worse than rent-a-cops or jail time. 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