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the culturally sensitive trap that is so cleverly devised by our heroes.<br />
These are nacho average illegal immigrant containment tactics. Nacho!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66333/Border-Patrol-Oasis.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66333.jpg</image><media:title>Border Patrol: Oasis</media:title><media:description>Real Mexicans everywhere find it hard to resist
the culturally sensitive trap that is so cleverly devised by our heroes.
These are nacho average illegal immigrant containment tactics. 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