<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny paris - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny paris - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:09 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:09 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:00:09 -0400</pubDate><title>Paris Hilton Commercial</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4906/Paris-Hilton-Commercial.html</link><description>This has been around for a bit now, but we have to show all those who missed a very sexy commercial by the lovely Paris!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-4906/Paris-Hilton-Commercial.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4906.jpg</image><media:title>Paris Hilton Commercial</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/4906.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="27" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This has been around for a bit now, but we have to show all those who missed a very sexy commercial by the lovely Paris!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>paris,hilton,commercial</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/4906.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2005 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Paris Hilton Sexy Car Wash</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3812/Paris-Hilton-Sexy-Car-Wash.html</link><description>Is it just me or has Paris got hotter and hotter since last year? DAMN!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3812/Paris-Hilton-Sexy-Car-Wash.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3812.jpg</image><media:title>Paris Hilton Sexy Car Wash</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/3812.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="30" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Is it just me or has Paris got hotter and hotter since last year? DAMN!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>paris,hilton,sexy,car,wash</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3812.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2005 00:00:11 -0400</pubDate><title>Paris and Tara, Drunk</title><link>http://www.abum.com/5273/Paris-and-Tara-Drunk.html</link><description>Two dumb sluts doing what dumb sluts do best!</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-5273/Paris-and-Tara-Drunk.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5273.jpg</image><media:title>Paris and Tara, Drunk</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/5273.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="54" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Two dumb sluts doing what dumb sluts do best!</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>paris,tara,drunk</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/5273.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2005 00:00:07 -0400</pubDate><title>Paris Hilton in Southpark Whore Off</title><link>http://www.abum.com/3297/Paris-Hilton-in-Southpark-Whore-Off.html</link><description>The Parents Television Council votes this the &quot;Worst clip of the week&quot; I don&#039;t know about anyone else, but I find this halarious.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-3297/Paris-Hilton-in-Southpark-Whore-Off.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3297.jpg</image><media:title>Paris Hilton in Southpark Whore Off</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/3297.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="88" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>The Parents Television Council votes this the &quot;Worst clip of the week&quot; I don&#039;t know about anyone else, but I find this halarious.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>paris,hilton,southpark,whore</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/3297.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Paris Hilton goes on Letterman with hilarious results</title><link>http://www.abum.com/59700/Paris-Hilton-goes-on-Letterman-with-hilarious-results.html</link><description>She comes on good spirited, but man, he just tears her down, and it&#039;s the funniest thing EVER</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-59700/Paris-Hilton-goes-on-Letterman-with-hilarious-results.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/59700.jpg</image><media:title>Paris Hilton goes on Letterman with hilarious results</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/59700.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="527" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>She comes on good spirited, but man, he just tears her down, and it&#039;s the funniest thing EVER</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Letterman,Paris,Hilton,interview,upset</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/59700.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 00:10:26 -0500</pubDate><title>Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #3</title><link>http://www.abum.com/1771/Paris-Hilton-Caught-Smoking-Weed-3.html</link><description></description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-1771/Paris-Hilton-Caught-Smoking-Weed-3.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1771.jpg</image><media:title>Paris Hilton Caught Smoking Weed #3</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>paris,hilton,caught,smoking,weed</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/1771.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2006 00:00:12 -0400</pubDate><title>Lindsay Lohan has a Fire Crotch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/17329/Lindsay-Lohan-has-a-Fire-Crotch.html</link><description>Paris and her friends are wasted talking about Lindsay Lohan&#039;s Fire Crotch, and you&#039;re along for the ride!</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-17329/Lindsay-Lohan-has-a-Fire-Crotch.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17329.jpg</image><media:title>Lindsay Lohan has a Fire Crotch</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/17329.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="214" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Paris and her friends are wasted talking about Lindsay Lohan&#039;s Fire Crotch, and you&#039;re along for the ride!</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>crotch,drunk,fire,hilton,lindsay,lohan,paris,party</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/17329.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 00:00:08 -0400</pubDate><title>Paris Hilton Carwash Spoof</title><link>http://www.abum.com/4355/Paris-Hilton-Carwash-Spoof.html</link><description>EVERYONE by now knows about the paris hilton carwash video. 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Dear God.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-68385/Paris-for-President-Official-Music-Video.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/68385.jpg</image><media:title>Paris for President (Official Music Video)</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/68385.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="176" height="480" width="270" /><media:description>Now I have seen everything. 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