<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny murder - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny murder - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2005 00:00:03 -0400</pubDate><title>Oakland Gang Murder</title><link>http://www.abum.com/7025/Oakland-Gang-Murder.html</link><description>This isn&#039;t Judge Joe Brown, folks, this is terrifying Oakland street 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