<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny mma - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny mma - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Kimbo Slice Gets Killed in 14 seconds</title><link>http://www.abum.com/67848/Kimbo-Slice-Gets-Killed-in-14-seconds.html</link><description>Kimbo slice was supposed to fight Ken Shamrock Tonight. 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