Best News Bloopers 2012

13 minutes of the year’s best news bloopers. There’s nothing better you could be doing with those minutes so don’t try and pretend there is — just watch it and lol, then go back to eating cold leftovers.

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South Park Vs. Cable Companies

South Park absolutely nails why cable companies are such nipple-rubbing douchefaces of the lowest order.

You Don't Want None Of This!

It's the best gag in the entire film Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, a running joke where Dewey keeps walking in on Sam having good times doing drugs and hanging out with hot babes, telling Dewey he don't want no part of it.

Anri Sugihara

She's wearing next to nothing, is asian and has a body that defies the laws of physics. What more do you want? You want her to try on various skimpy outfits that barely contain her voluptuous form? Done!

Platform Bounce

The fun adventure of an eager bouncy ball!

Banned Superbowl Commercial

This commercial was supposed to air during the game, but apparently was banned for content. Huh.

Victoria's Secrets

No item of clothing could be worthy of contain this pair, the only thing that could come close would be something like a Circus tent. But that's a good thing because who wants to see them covered anyway? Oh, and i hate clowns!

Not Again!

Is this not the best anti drug commercial ever made? It's completely plausible that aliens could steal your girlfriend away if you smoke pot. Really.

THE LOST GARDENS OF HELIGANE

The Lost Gardens of Heligane, near the town Mevagizi in Cornwall, are among the most popular botanical gardens in the UK. Garden is decorated in the typical style of the nineteenth century under the name “gardenesk”, divided into zones with different shapes and different design layout.