European Beard Championships

You might think that only a weirdo would participate in a facial hair grooming contest. Judging by the look of some of these gentlemen, you might just be right. Let's just say that they all look a little excentric...

It was a great party at the weekend (shame you don't remember it), wine, women & song flowed like it'd never end. Now there is the small problem about making it home, which sudddenly seems a looong way away, if you can still remember where it is?

Lets face it, if you are going to get something permanently marked onto your body for life it might as well be useful, something like a shopping list, the name of your mother-in-law, or your girlfriends b/day. Stuff like that!

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

Sometimes the 'one-in-a-million chance of this happening', happens to you. There are people whose entire job duty is to place adverts just like this and it's safe to say that some of them got fired. We salute you.

Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine's rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.

It's that Monday time of the week again and that can mean only one thing. You need to get your ass out of the house to work. But before you go though, perhaps I could interest you in a nice big dump? The picture kind.

If you want your cosplay costume to be instantly recognisable, it's probably best to plump for something nintendo themed. Plumbers, bounty hunters or Hyrulian heroes. People are bound to know who you are straight off.

Whether is was a result of luck or skill, it's kinda irrelevant, what was captured was taken at exactly the right moment, capturing something that the human eye would miss and could never be repeated. Awesome.

The recent tornado strike in Joplin, Missouri proved how devastating nature's power can be when it hits a populated town in America. The sheer power of the wind is a force that, when experienced, will blow not just your mind away.