This Dog Really Wants a Swim

Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don't have to because this video will do it for you.

You can style your face how you want, with the sort of blades that Wolverine would trim his sideburns with!

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

Top of the list of 'NEVER DO's' is confessing your undying love for someone who doesn't even know you exist via YouTube. What's even worse is that you attempt this sober and have no excuse to hide behind.

Looking tough is one thing but trying as ridiculously hard as this guy does and then going on to lose your fight must be a serious blow to the ego. Especially when you opponent looks like he just woke up and finished his breakfast cigarette...

Excruciatingly awkward to watch, Liam is put on the spot as he joins a sports show anchor and is asked about a game he knows literally nothing about. Didn't they bother speaking to him before they invited him on the show?

Quick, someone call Michael Ironside and maybe miniaturize Dina Meyer and Denise Richards for a communal shower scene. This weird little creepy crawler looks like something from Starship Troopers.

This guy has a total mind blank, 'B Rabbit' style in the film 8 mile, but the face he pulls doing it is so funny. He just nods his head and looks at the presenter, absolute gold.

When you're done with the booze you can still make sweet sweet muzak!!

Jesse's motto: Jack Russell Terriers can do it all! Walking hand stands, somersaults, driving a motorized car, rolling atop a ball, riding a scooter, jump roping, skateboarding, and much, much, more!

You might have thought you'd seen a cool wheelie before. You haven't. This dude reset the bar for coolness when he pulled off this little beauty. Bench-pressing while busting out a wheelie. Legendary skills.