Dachshund Vs. Inflatable Shark: The Epic Battle

Could this be the new Street Fighter? It will keep you entertained for a few minutes anyway. When this wiener dog was feeling threatened by an inflatable shark, he showed the pool toy who was boss.

Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what? Someone has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas.

Proving, once again, that military and intelligence don't necessarily go together, each of these guys fails this puzzle miserably. 'Um... I'd like to catch the bad guy... Oshama Vin Llama?'

This guy pranks workers at his local Target by going over there and chugging windex straight off the shelves. Probably best not to try this on yourself, unless you like having bright blue pee.

Now that Steve Jobs has joined that giant social network in the sky, there will finally room for other visionaries to develop some awesome inventions like this. It's so simple that even Mr. Jobs would be envious.

It's not fair. It's just not fair. How come this guy gets such a sweet toy and I don't? I would sell my left nut to have a suit like this. Hell, if I had this dude's know-how I could probably make a robotic replacement!

This all star cast of smokin' hot blonde babes simply set the screen on fire!.. Where on Earth do these babes come from, not anywhere near where i live?

Love him or hate him, you have to admit that the man has got charm and charisma out the wazoo. There aren't many heads of state that would pick up the microphone and sing along at blues night...

This is SO elaborate i almost wonder whether he's out to actually kill rather than just prank her, but the payoff is a such a delight to witness, so who really cares! This guy's on a slippery slope, and so was she... Oooooooooo!!!

This family demolition crew screws up and sends a tower crashing into power lines. I think the flaw in the plan was probably including the little girl in the process.

This guy tries to kick his dog into a lake but loses his balance and falls off his rock into the water.