Definition of "Douchebag"

This guy is doing his utmost to redefine the word douchebag. Not only is he pumped up on steroids and stroking his own ego but when it comes time to use his ridiculous muscles he resorts to camera tricks. GIGADOUCHE!

Black Friday. Don't do it, people. If you want a tradition worth being a part of then stage a once-a-year looting spree of all your favorite high street tat peddlers. Don't trample your fellow man just to get a 50% off deal, you scumbag.

It sounds crazy but reports indicate that a Big Mac, fried, nuggets and coke taste better after 10 or so minutes in a rice cooker. Well, it couldn't make them taste any worse eh? Thanks again, Japan!

Tired with having people question whether he was a boy or girl, this emo decided to troll the trolls. So he (she?) hot-footed it to Omegle to pretend to be a girl and the results are hilarity itself.

The drama, tension and joy of the sport. This girl may just have singlehandedly brought masses of future viewers to these cheerleading competitions. Or not. Probably not.

Most people think Fireman Sam is just some dumb kids’ TV show, featuring an animated Welsh fireman teaching the young ‘uns how to stifle a pan fire and live in small town communities without going on some murderous rampage.

Some men like their women to smell like they own them, & that’s why someone saw a gap in the market and made this. Ah, the authorial smell of control. Delightful. Now go make me a fucking a sammich!!!!

If you just happen to be an animal lover, beware! You might find yourself watching this video over and over again until either your brain explodes or the batteries on your laptop/tablet/phone expire. It's adorbz.

If you disagree, you are wrong. It really is that simple. The wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man is a legend and if this doesn't give you the subconscious urge to go out a buy a car, you're probably not in on the joke.

JaboOodyDubs tackle another ridonkulously cheesy infomercial. This one is for the ingenious and invaluable tap light; a light that lights up when you tap it. If you want rid of your children, these are for you!

You can find some intriguing stuff posted online–take for instance this video I stumbled upon. What starts off as a normal scene where a group of friends are setting off some fireworks, suddenly takes a turn for the gruesome.