Super Thong

Able to scale large asscracks in a single string

Bare Bum Warrior

Don't think that's going to do so well against riot gear

Make Over a Bum

This stinky, hairy dude needs you help to fix himself up a little

Too Lazy to Stand to Pee

Wow, now that is pretty damn lazy. Isn't he going to spray his feet?

Bum Flipoff

That bum don't give a shit!

Ashtons Last Punkd

Naked? Check. Speeding car? Check. Boy this is going to be the prank of a lifetime.

Nice Hat

Giving some class to street life.

a Bum holding a funny sign. At least he's telling the truth. CLICK HERE

a bum getting action

Illegal Moon

Not the brightest idea

A Bum Face

It might be a legal move, but the fart-launch is frowned upon on soccer

Hands Off

Hot ass, puppy, and a babe - perhaps the ultimate photograph

Fine Ass Line Up

Pick a pooper! They're all my favorite

Jacquoes Christmas Carol

Jacquoes tells it like it is when it comes to the holidays being a bum

Dr. Phil kicks the Bum Fights guy off his talk show

Sure, the Bum Fights dude might be a douchebag, but Dr. Phil won't even talk to him? He's a douchebag too.

Fine Ass

Tremendous bum, and that's a fact.

Blind Poet Bum

Not quite much I can say about this, other than it's hilarious.

Baby Got Back

And what a frickin' fine back it is

Bum for the Ages

So hot, it's probably art

Help A Perv

The advent of the digital age is causing distress to photo booth workers !

Photogenic Bum

This girl has one amazing toosh

TIPPY TOM UNDERPANTS MOUSTACHE with intern PAT DUFFY

Once again, we're pushing the disgusting factor on the Opie and Anthony Show to '11' by using excrement. Intern Pat Duffy, who will do ANYTHING, takes it upon himself to wipe some of Tippy Tom's petrified underpants crap on his upper lip making himself a wonderful poo moustache. Needless to say, everyone in studio pukes their guts out.

TIPPY TOM PLAYS BLACKJACK WITH OPIE and ANTHONY

One of the things we learned about Tippy Tom is that he has a gambling problem, and that is what cost him his window cleaning business in Reno many years ago. What better way to entertain our childish asses than have Tippy Tom playing Blackjack against Anthony, whose own gambling activities may send him down the same road... maybe... just sayin.

TIPPY TOM WATCHES SOPHIE'S CHOICE

Tippy Tom confesses that he has a soft spot for actress Meryl Streep, specifically the 1982 film SOPHIE's CHOICE....which, according to a weepy Tippy Tom...broke his li'l homeless heart.

Sexy Bum

Need I say more

TIPPY TOM inspects the O&A Crew's Asses

Tippy Tom, who fully admits to being light in the loafers, inspects the asses of the Opie and Anthony Show crew, including the hiney of one little Jimmy Norton, whose ass is deemed the most appealing by our homeless insane friend.

EROCK SMELLS TIPPY TOM'S ASS

Once again, Erik 'EROCK' Nagel is subjecting himself to something awful. Today's awfulness includes getting an up-close whiff of Tippy Tom's homeless ass. Once again, ERock pukes his guts out.

German Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee, Karate Kid, Chuck Norris, Fedor.. you guys can all SIT THE F#%$ Down!

Open to Anything

She'll never miss any pro corned beef hash action with this baby !

Tippy Tom Gets His Prostate Checked

Tippy Tom, who fully admitted to having his last bath THREE WEEKS prior to this appearance on the Opie and Anthony Show, gets his prostate examined by our pal, Dr. Steve...host of 'Weird Medicine', one of the fine weekend programs on XM 202.