The Humpy Awards

America's latest salvo in the attempt to take over from Japan as the world's leading exporter of WTF. It's like crufts but way creepier. Awards are handed out for the randiest leg loving canine. Weird.

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

This is the video where a kid became a Christmas myth in this town. Now, Christmas means Santa Claus coming down your chimney and this guy jumping on your Christmas Tree.

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, but it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this!

It's never good to see little kids getting hurt whilst supplying us with LOLZ. But while painful, an accident like this is good preparation for the balls she'll be taking to the face later in life.

Even in the animal kingdom sex can be a problem. He thinks this date has gone really well so it's time to make his move. She seems receptive, but then just at the last minute pulls away and leaves him hanging!

This guy is doing his utmost to redefine the word douchebag. Not only is he pumped up on steroids and stroking his own ego but when it comes time to use his ridiculous muscles he resorts to camera tricks. GIGADOUCHE!

Listen up yo, we’re all a bunch of gay fish swimming in an ocean of ass compared to Zach. You can tell he means every word, you can feel his pain. But don’t cry for him, coz he’s already dead y’all.

The rules of Tumblr are pretty inconsequential, who cares about those boring rules. It's all about the cute chick, if she was a 40 year old man with sweat patches on his crotch, we wouldn't be watching this, would we?

Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart go head to head in a round of Stephen's favourite game. It's not hard to figure out the rules as the two play, and although it may not all be completely unscripted, it's still impressive.