Worst Entertainer Ever

This guy was spotted in Paris trying to make ends meet by showing off his mad skillz with fans, balls and an unlit fire staff. It's a good job the fire staff wasn't lit or he might have burned some of the onlookers that weren't there...

Dropping a stinking in the UK would lead to some disparaging glances, but most people would be too polite to confront you. Not in the 'hood. Down there they'll tell you just exactly how nasty they think you are. Too right.

Thought about having a baby?! See what yours would look like and enter them into the beauty pageant.

Time to reduce your eardrums to ash. Impressive, but who really wants a stereo with so much bass that is will literally destroy you entire house? If you left this thing on while you went out there'd be nothing when you got back.

Another example of how cats are evolving to one day (soon) take over control of the planet and make us their slaves. The only weapon we have against this apocolypse is a laser pointer, gets them every time.

Andrew Gunadie has created a music mashup straight out of your childhood dreams. The Toronto-based keyboarder made amazing mixes of some of the best cartoon theme songs from the '90s.

This is the sort of trick that if you did it in front of your really drunk friends they'd think you were some kind of god sent here from another galaxy to save mankind from corkscrews.

Leave sleeping dogs lie.. And remember, these things are not toys - LOL

Maybe they finally got around to seeing the Kobe jumping over a car video and didn't realize that it was faked. This guy has a long and happy life as a non-parent ahead of him!

Bob Boonah is the dude who can really soccer-it to ya ! Aside from the dodgy accent and terrible yellow sweater, the Rembrandt reference is simply class and he’ll certainly change the way you think about (or eat) tapas – ROFL !!

You're in for an audiovisual treat as the cute voice of Pomplamoose are complimented with the puppet-like dancing of the Motilo models to give you a sublime few minutes of pop perfection.