Cat Vs Lawnmower

This dude makes that woman that put a cat in a bin look like a god damned amateur. He manages to get his cat caught in his lawnmower, churns it around and around for a bit before letting it escape unharmed. Skills.

The Australian prime minster addresses the Mayan prophecy that is making everyone nervous about the 21st December and the world stopping from existing on that date. It turns out the world WILL end. Take it away PM…

Ticklish? I think Amy might be, she sounds like she's having some sort of footgasm, writhing about and shouting stop, stop! Why does this sound so familiar to me?

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

Poor fella looks like he'd rather be at the dentists having his teeth pulled than in bed with this psycho hose beast doing the horizontal monster mash. What a sissy. SCARY!

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

Wheelbarrow sensation GoldenBoy performs some incredible tricks on his golden wheelbarrow, which bring into question whether wheelbarrowing might well be the new skateboarding—let's hope so.

What exciting times these are, to witness such unprecedented events such as the rescue of the new Fallout game from its plastic packaging. Truly it is a miracle worthy of the old testament, a truly spectacular occurrence!

A skier gets buried alive under 8 feet of snow in Verbier, Switzerland. Luckily, he was able to form a large enough air pocket to stay alive until his buddies dug him out. Still wanna ski when the snow comes?

What kind of analogy would you use to explain girlfriends to a small child? Turns out a pair of white sneakers works quite well. And make sure you swear quite a bit too, you’ll prepare that 2 year old as well as you possibly can.

I guess if you have a hit chat-show program on TV you can pretty much do what you want with the stars who appear on it - Behold the 'Cooler Scooter Race' with Liam Hemsworth - Excellent lolz.