Nearly Picking Up Chicks

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

All this sickly vapid pop crap is not the Fuhrer’s favourite sort of music, so he’s pretty pissed at Rebecca Black. He could just about stand the horror of Justin Bieber’s giant shit on popular music but “Friday” is a step too far.

YouTuber Jared Dines delivers some more honest jingles for everyone's favorite (or least favorite) global companies—all delivered in the catchy style of death metal. And they're definitely an improvement.

There aren't many videogames that let you shoot someone from this kind of distance, but Battlefield 3 does. To pull off a shot like this you need some serious skill and some serious luck. Really impressive stuff.

Not known for it's liberal stance, fox news takes a moment to embrace it's true feelings about homosexuality. They take it a little too far though as two men hold hands while getting wet and slippy at a potters wheel.

Note to all the Pop Warner coaches out there: don't teach your kids to take a hit like Tim Tebow did, even if they are playing for the Gators.

Hugh Jackman is having a rough month. Starts off by busting up his eye on Oprah and now he takes a fastball to the nuts playing cricket.

This girl has must have balls the size of a planet. I can barely look out the window of a 1st story window without feeling like I'm going to hurl up my breakfast, and this cutie's base jumping off a 1600 foot antenna.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.

It doesn’t matter that he’s a dad underneath that mask, he acts like an annoying troll to his family and that’s why the internet loves him.

Maybe these people are just desperate to be on one of those TV talent shows, or maybe they've just consumed too much of the free bar—either way they're doing pretty weird things.