Street Cleaning Simulator

If you thought that Farming Simulator was badass, you aint seen nothing yet. While combine harvesters and other farming machinery might be gangster, it ain't got nothing on a street cleaning machine. F'real.

Not only does your buddy have to get a tetanus shot, you get to brag to your friends about how you nailed him. Well done.

Mount & Blade, the medieval war game has got a mod where the action is transferred to modern day Glasgow, which is pretty medieval anyway so it should be a perfect fit.

Losing your dignity on the internet, because of a freaky-looking woman on your computer screen is the height of lamewad chic. This guy should be proud of himself, because there's just no better way to go.

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

WOW! That's pretty much all you can say about this video. It has to be seen to believed. It's every crazy-golfers dream to be in a situation like this - Thank god for cell phone videos.

Songs, they’re all just one big variation on the ‘one song that rules them all’, aren’t they? Who knows. But look how similar Coldplay sounds to Katy Perry and Black Eyed Peas’ “The Time” and a whole bunch of other songs.

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Old school practical jokes are the greatest and this one is about as classic as practical jokes get. With a protracted setup and dressed up as some sort of medical test, this guy gets pranked hard.

Something tells me this girl has been watching too much Karate Kid and not putting in the practice - This chick fails bad when she tries to show off a kick she recently learned in her martial arts class - Still cute thou!

Cavemen had it tough, all that hunting, but it was great for the tough guy image. All he needed then was a bit of leather to get loadsa chicks!