Battlefield 3 Panic Attack

When you turn around to see three heavily armed enemies, guns trained on you, there's only one thing you can do. Wait for the hail of bullets. Well, that and quickly ride your MAV to safety. God speed, brave sniper!

This "piglet" was born in Guatemala, last month. It is the result of some kind of mutation the locals are blaming on the presence of a UFO. I hope they call him Xenu.

This is NOT the best time to act like a ninja - I believe he told them the rent was too damn high and then tried to take matters into his own hands. As a karate expert, he should've known the odds were stacked against him. OUCH!

Cute little kid picked up a word she heard Mom yell one day and now it's her favorite word. This is a clip of her using that word to tell Dad she doesn't want to eat any more dinner.

By now you've probably seen the "stuff girls say" videos floating around YouTube. This one takes the idea and inverts it. Put simply, here is a list of things you'll probably never hear any girl say. Ever.

At a meeting of car enthusiasts in Italy, a grandma decides to bust some dance moves to the music coming from one of the cars—and sure she may not be a looker, but you have to give her 10/10 for enthusiasm.

Pranking drive-thru workers might be a bit passe but the bottom line is that it's just far too much goddamn fun to stop doing. Please, internet. Never stop pranking these people. It makes my day every single time!

There's nothing funnier than someone whose opinion of themselves and their abilities exceeds the disappointing reality. Uzzy is such a man. At least his bravado acts as a sort of cautionary tale...

Nothing to see here, just an ass on wheels racing a mobile trainer. OK, I lied, there’s lots to see here as these two strange vehicles duke it out in the desert. If you want to know why, then shame on you.

Ok, truth time, even though it's not a real bullet he's going to be chopping in half it's still pretty damn impressive. Not sure why they had to go to a firing range in the middle of nowhere to do it.

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.