Gordon F#CKING RAMSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! If you’ve just gone back to work and you feel a bit angry at the world for ruining your festive slumber, then why not take a leaf out of Mr Angry’s book?

So instead of treating your colleagues or subordinates as equals, look at them as common muck, pond life, lower than amoebas, the kind of runny dog shit you cross the street to avoid stepping in.