A New Beginning

Well isn’t this nice, a girlfriend sending a message to her boyfriend in an unusual and creative way, it’s so sweet. They must really love each other. Hang on, what’s that say at the end? He’s what! Oh man, that’s cold. That is cold.

Tie Up Adriana

I'm not sure which i would prefer, to tie up sexy Adriana here or for her to tie me up. I'm sure both would be excellent fun so long as she didnt tie me up and run off with all my things.

Condom Babe Error

She doesnt quite get the point of this one does she.

Bowling Is Great

Wife Gets Totally Owned

A curious wife starts playing around with a gun as her husband creeps up behind her with some fire crackers.

Poor Dog

That dog is getting a warm yellow treat in his water dish

Epic Redneck Camping Prank

Ger-har! You've just got to love yourself some redneck, ain't ya? These guys know how to have a ball while out in the woods and there's no getting off with being pranked just because you're a young 'un, you need to get shown the ways of the world, boy!

Barbie Girl

Look at her, in her Barbie world. It's a world I'd like to be in though as long as she was there, of course. Maybe she could bring along her Barbie mates and I could be their Ken. Except not quite as much of a gormless impotent freak.

Behind The Flash!

A Quick Interactive Bio.

Mischa Barton: Sexy At The Dentist Appointment

Mischa Barton: Sexy At The Dentist Appointment