Expectations Vs Reality

It's always the same, isn't it, especially during the holiday season. You build up expectations in your head about how it will be and then the cold reality of 'how it really is' slaps you in the face. Sigh

When the booty flakes are this big, two scoops is way more than the recommended daily allowance. Still, if you're into that sort of thing and don't mind living a little dangerously, fill your boots. There's plenty to go around!

The joys of being a student, you sleep in late, go out all night partying. But the downside, shared accommodation with a pedantic psychotic flat mate who leaves you crazy notes.

Not having 20:20 vision might be a disadvantage in some ways but it's won't stop you from being blazing hawt, as any of these optically impaired turbo babes will demonstrate.

Who doesn't like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. Forget the internet, forget the printing press, forget penicillin, this is what's it's all about.

Nature's at it's best when there are vistas in the landscape that take your breath away, all the best views (& girls) have some shapely hills or magnificent mountains with superb peaks you stare at for hours. It's true.

You definitely meet a different class of female at conventions that requires them to turn up in cosplay outfits. It breaks the ice about conversation starters - you already know they are into the same thing you are. Genius.

Hilary Clinton. What a gal. All the men want her and all the women want to be her. Sort of. Anyway, it seems the denizens of the internet have been busying themselves by photoshopping her up for political lolz. Thanks guys!

If you type 'Beauty' into Google, you won't see many black faces, because Google is racist. (It's true, honest.... Google it) Here on Slacker we're equal opportunities oglers & we love black beauties.

Stone cold foxes come in many different shapes and sizes. Thanks to this gallery I've now learned that they also come with a variable number of eyes. 2 or 4 is preferable but if she's hot enough she could even rock an eye-patch or monocle.

Put two things that should never go together - Chicks & automobiles - and you have the recipe for ultimate disaster and maximum LOL-age! Stuff like this was just made for the internet!