there's "nerd" then there's this

MoFo soap! Where do I get it?

Russian Homemade Grenade Fail

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

Is That A Saussage In Your Mouth?

....Or are you just pleased to see me? You can learn a LOT about chicks from how they masticate, yep, the subtle ways they put food into their mouths defines how other oral activities would be performed - If you are kinky, like me, you look for biters!

Why Weed Is Better Than Sex!

So what’s wrong with a post-coital bong? It’s simple mathematics. If one pleasure is enjoyable, then adding two of the most pleasurable activities on this earth together can only result in something even better. Amirite?

Pull over for a quickie!

A dog impersonating WC Fields

Motor Scooter MEGA fail!

You kinda have to blame the scooter rider on this one for getting rear-ended. Not only does he cut off the car but then he gets nervous and slams on the brakes. What a dick! On this occasion it's a case of '4 wheels good - 2 wheels BAD!' - OUCH!

Hilarious trigger locks advertisement.

Halloween Chick Fest

Seriously this is what it is all about! Its all anyone wants to see at halloween, no one cares about guys dressing up, its all about the massive slut fest.