Butcher Knife Nunchucks

Whoever thought that cooking wasn't dangerous needs to watch this insanity. This dude takes Iron Chef way too seriously. Dangerously serious.

Break open the carbolic soap and get ready to wash this skater-kid's mouth out with soap & water till only words fit for nursery skool come out of it - Where the hell did he learn this stuff?

It must have been built by the devil himself for his own private pleasure because to the naked eye it's all but invisible. Laying in wait for it next victim to walk by. And that's when it strikes.

If this goat was human it would be an emo. Or my little brother, just before i threatened to beat him up as a kid. He should learn to make a noise like a BOSS and get back to the real bleating.

Gotta love the Old Spice randomness, and here they are going full retard as Terry Crews makes music with his manly muscles. That’s right, using the special, magical interactive player you can record your own remix instead of doing any work today.

Some people love cats and get, like, sooo emotional, but so what, the real issue of the day is cheeseburgers, think of all those cheeseburgers out there without a mouth to be shovelled into.

Teaser trailer for a film about singer and provocateur MIA, whose father was a Tamil Tiger, often considered a terrorist organization. Sadly, after releasing this the director then quit, so we’ll never get to see it.

With Hollywood resorting to remakes of remakes of movies that were never very good in the first place, perhaps a feature length movie made of youtube cat videos would do well? At least it would break the formula.

These people are the real bad guys of the world: Serco Group. Such are their nefarious activities that they even have a handle on time, controlling the very fabric that moves the universe onwards.

Edy's ice cream is churned slower than most thanks to their innovative approach to utilizing and incorporating sloths into their workforce. Feeding them drugs may help, it may not, but it's worth a try...

So there I was outside the British seat of power, when I heard the roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can't be! Holy crap I thought, & there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square. WTF!?