Keyboard Cat - The Toy!

If your first thought wasn't "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY" then you and I have nothing in common. Thank whatever fictional god(s) you believe exists, because they have answered all our prayers.

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

Yes, it's the end-of-year video you've been waiting for. All of the greatest moments from the world of professional ping pong caught on camera for you to enjoy in montage format. What more could you possibly want?

Not to everyone's taste, but it's undeniably epic. coming complete with one thousand slices of cheese, this cheeseburger requires spearation before it can be eaten. Only the first and last bits will have bread or meat. The rest is ALL CHEESE!

It just wouldn’t be Christmas without Will Ferrell as David Bowie and John C. Reilly as Bing Crosby, incongruously singing two different songs at the same time.

Oh god. Such a simple idea but packed with so much in I'm crying tears of joy. Out of my pee hole. Seriously though, if all trailers were like this the world would be a far better place. At least you wouldn't be disappointed.

There’s an outside chance that this isn’t actually a real prank, regardless, it’s a brilliant idea. Talk about inducing hours of therapy sessions later on for this kid. Raising a child for nine years to believe that you are English. Weird.

The Pistol Shrimps do their best to show us what rageface comics would look like if they happened in real life. They do a damn good job too. From the classic rageface to Me Gusta and Troll Dad. Awesome stuff.

This is like the funniest thing you're going to see this all day. Just wait for it. This dumb little hamster is running as fast as the wind on winged roller skates. And then, well you'll just have to watch it.

Now, this is without doubt something pretty special, but I bet he couldn't repeat it. A shot like this is part skill, part luck. But it doesn't make it any less impressive. He's probably been practicing it for weeks.