You Can't Beat A Good Cucumber!

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

That's actually just how inversion tables work. They were created to make you look stupid no matter how you use them.

It may be routine for these guys but I don't fancy it myself. One slip and it looks like the sort of thing that could leave you in a wheelchair for life. Not really sure what it's in aid of either...

You should never leave your cucumber unattended with your boyfriend if you're not going to tell him why he can't use it. -LOL

Some call him their 'friendly neighborhood Spider-Man'. Seems to me he's more than friendly. Friendly is saying hi. performing the helicopter-dong in a intimate setting is a whole other level...

Prepare to witness the amazing japanese invention that is set to change the world; The Face Car! All you need to do is pull someone's eyes & tongue out, then cut their face off! WTF, JAPAN!?

He submitted this to a 'Biggest Things' contest, but he could also submit this video to the 'Biggest Nerd' contest and maybe even place in the top three.

So the Just Cause 2 Multiplayer Beta is out and it turns out that it's freaking hilarious. incomprehensible, confusing, and chaotic, but most of all, hilarious. Try it with a bunch of mates; you won't be disappointed.

I love it when beautiful people get owned - I don't think she was expecting this..-LOL

Sometimes it's best to leave this for the track - Two guys challenge each other to a street race and end up colliding with oncoming traffic. Guess it's time for some Driver's Ed!

Dan Bull brings his lyrical brilliance to yet another video game as he gives Battlefield 3 a rap makeover. He seems to reckon he's pretty badass at FPS games but I reckon I could get his tags pretty easily...