Volume Control Dog

At last, a personal pet control. This cuddly canine is so well trained that if his barking is getting on your nerves you can just turn the volume down a bit or mute him completely with a voice command.

The filmmakers have called this "an analog film for the digital world." Isn't that sweet? What are they, Luddites? Get with the motherboard! We want to see augmented reality video-game real world metanarrative hybrids!

I’m not really sure what any of this lot is but it looks tiny and it makes my skin crawl. I’m going to go out on a limb and say it though; more music videos should make use of microscopes. There. It’s out there now.

A power lifter attempts to bench press roughly 700lbs but his hand slips off the bar and breaks his chest bone.

He's raving, he's raving. He's raving till the sun just comes down on him. Whoop-whoop! Reach for the lazers little one, get those white gloves on and dance till you can't dance no more.

Most guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.

Altogether now, lets hear it.....AWwwwwwwwww! It might look like a bunny rabbit from some surreal parallel dimension, but believe it or not it's actually kinda cute. Even when he tries to bite through your hand!

When these guys signed up for military service, they signed up not just to protect us, but to epic fail too. As this compilation of the army shows, even the best trained amongst us can mess things up.

Ok, so you won't die. Mind your step is a street illusion in Stockholm at Sergels torg created by Erik Johansson. It looks totally awesome and must have taken some serious Pythagoras' theorem epicness to do!?

Diablo had the cow level, Diablo 3 has Whimsyshire! A magical fantasy land where unicorns and teddy bears roam free through chocolate streams and behind every cloud is a rainbow. It's sickeningly awesome.

The lesson for today is the importance of that final quarter turn in a backflip. I think our hero will remember this one for awhile.