Superbike Ballet

They might look like racing bikes but these two high octane machines want nothing more than to come together in a loving embrace and express their mutual adoration through the medium of dance.

Hank the Singing Bottle has something in common with the Governor of California, he'll be back!

This guy popped a champagne cork into his unsuspecting friend's nuts. Now that the champagne is open, they can drink to the end of their friendship and toast the friend's inability to procreate.

This cat is as bad as some dogs when it comes to trying to take its food.. LOL

At SXSW competitive eater extraordinaire Takeru Kobayashi wolfed down a record-setting thirteen grilled cheese sandwiches in 60 seconds to promote the group messaging service GroupMe.

This dude tosses a personal jetpack on his back and goes skiing across a lake at over 50mph.

He really dropped the space ball on this one. I think i might prefer the original ending, its a bit happier.

It starts out looking a little hokey, but by the end of it I was totally ready to buy the laserman T-Shirt. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! It will come as no surprise that this guy works for Disney. Awesome stuff.

I don't know a lot about pirouettes, but I can tell that busting out 40 of them in a row is an impressive feat. The kicker is that this kid is only 8 years old. Apparently the previous world record was 36.

This rescue helicopter slices a telephone line as it begins to take off. "No one else in this county gets to call 911! NO ONE!"

Love him or hate him, you have to admit that the man has got charm and charisma out the wazoo. There aren't many heads of state that would pick up the microphone and sing along at blues night...