Epic Highway Condom Test

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.

Smart. This guy just made his job easier. Now he only has half as much boat to captain.

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

You might not be able to teach an old dog new tricks but this doesn't apply to cats. Kaiser is great with my rats, enjoys going on walks, playing in the bath tub and he thrives on doing tricks!

Inviting a friend over to harvest grapefruits, only to kick your friend's support from beneath him takes pretty big... grapefruits. Somehow i reckon this prank went from sweet to sour!?

This news anchor looks as if the three cups of coffee she had this morning haven't helped wake her up yet up but that bomb going off in the back room might do the trick

When a lazy pussy has 'needs' it suddenly becomes energized - He obviously really wanted that toy.. WOW

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, but it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this!

Apparently, spinning pens is a favorite past time among the Japanese. Someone needs a new hobby... WTF

It's a song that most people will recognise but few will know the actual lyrics for. A more perfect candidate for a misheard lyrics video would be tough to find. This song will never be the same again...

It's great to have friends you can trust and rely on not to try and kill you in the name of having a laugh, but no one has friends like that, we all have assholes like this guy.