If You Don't Have An iPhone

So you've not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? You don't deserve to live, because you probably torture animals & steal candy from babies. You monster!

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

If you look close enough the man who walked within 15 feet of this car before it exploded is still standing after the explosion and completely unharmed afterward.

This 4 wheel drive beast can drive up & down this steep-ass set up like a boss, making it perfect for the school run & shopping at the mall. It's good to know it's true potential will be used fully :(

If you’re into you J.R.R. Tolkien then you’ll be glad to hear that there is a ‘making of’ series on Youtube for the upcoming Hobbit movie. It doesn’t exactly show Peter Jackson in the best light, but it’s damn sure entertaining.

Jimmy Kimmel tackles the tricky subject of public flashing. Can you tell just from looking at someone whether they're likely to flash you their chesticles? You might be surprised by some of the results...

Basically we have a chick dancing around the room, nothing odd there, but..., then she meets a glass table and the rest is history! Totally proving that there are some girls who will do anything for attention. Medical attention!

In the newest photos for Motilo, Miranda Kerr is shown in up close and personal poses in New Zealand and New York taken by friend and previous DIY contributor Lily Aldridge.

What? You never seen two dogs dining in a busy restaurant before? Except, this restaurant sounds busy but doesn’t look it. Maybe the people dining are tiny people too small to see with the naked human eye.

Old Gold time! 1998 was one hell of a drug. It was if this guy is anything to go by. He says cryptic computery things and sports a rapist beard. Also, he's a macfag, just in case you thought it couldn't get any worse.

TV Cookery shows, think they're boring? think again! This female presenter is kinda old, but with age comes experience, so I'm sure she knows what goes well with cock. Listen up girls and gays she knows her stuff.