All Kids Love Your 'Balzac'

Have you guessed yet? That's right, it sounds a bit like ball-sack. Probably because that's what it is. It's a sack that you put a balloon in and it turns it into a ball. A ball for kids too poor to afford a ball.

I'm not sure what's wrong with this train, but as long as tickets are 60% cheaper than its competitors, it's worth the risk.

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

A little known but tragic disease also know as the 'Duke Nukem disease'. It's difficult to estimate the number afflicted but it's thought to be many, far too many.

This starts out uber hawt, and it just gets better and better as the clothes get less and less. After watching it I had to go and sit in my giant freezer for a few minutes just to cool down. Dayam.

If you need to learn the intricacies of the French national sport (AKA "running away"), simply sit next to a huge-ass predator and wait for him to twitch or glance in your general direction, it should all come pretty natural.

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

They say 'it's a dog's life' and by the look of this mutt i'd say they are probably right - I probably look a lot like this dog before I get my first cup of coffee in the morning.

If the good weather recently has inspired you to have a bbq then please whatever you do don't light it like this. It couldn't have gone much more wrong. NEVER invite these guys to your BBQ.

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake?

Proving that the difference between WIN & FAIL is very slim - If you watch closely this diver still pulled off a pretty decent dive even after slamming her head against the board.