A Tornado Stole His Hamburger

Get ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!

A power lifter attempts to bench press roughly 700lbs but his hand slips off the bar and breaks his chest bone.

Some dogs are exceptionally skilled at catching and fetching, but some dogs, like these, are absolutely terrible. Somewhere along their way the forgot how to be dogs and do dog stuff, but it makes for hilarious viewing anyway.

A cute blonde songstress topples faster than the Berlin wall, but she manages to play it off pretty well and keep lip sync...I mean, singing

People write very nasty things on Twitter about celebrities, so Jimmy Kimmel gets those celebrities to read those tweets out loud so we can all have some fun–the result is pure comedy gold.

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

Pity this poor dog owner, he comes home to find that his dog has pooped and instead of cleaning it up his roomba has spread it all across his living room, stinking the place up and leaving him with a nasty mess.

I knew that G.I. Joe were an elite military unit who combat a nefarious group of dangerous criminals known as Cobra - but I didn't know they could skate.

Getting attacked by a grizzly bear might not sound like the kind of thing to make you go "AWWwwwwwww", but if the grizzly in question is a tiny little baby bear who can only give you the slightest of nibbles it's DAMN cute.

Shraggy thinks he needs Scoob's help to keep Fred from killing himself, but Scoob knows what he really wants: a big sandwich.

While being chased by police for a suspected robbery, the suspect makes it rain $100 bills on the freeway