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Pabst Blue Ribbon Is GREAT!
Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"
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The rest of the day will have hard work keeping up with this level of awesome. The Fresh Prince, Jazzy Jeff, and Carlton Banks come together to bust some tunes like it was 1993.
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Looks can be deceiving—because while this old guy might look like he's frail and past his prime, he's as dangerous as anyone in the ring. Just watch him totally beat the crap out of this poor young guy.
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Knock out prank gone bad.. QUICK! Stop filming! LOL
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It's a question ever man asks: does Size Matter? Well yeah, but maybe not exactly where you thought—it matters down there but way down there where you feet are and these people can help add inches to you.
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Heart Attacks: For when you want this birthday to be her last.
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Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.
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You don't get to see her face, but there's plenty more to look at and keep your interest. Like her smoking hawt body that is as tight as a fish's ass or a nun's holy hole :)
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Tinder, Match.com, eHarmony, Grindr... there's something for everyone out there, but it can be tough to negotiate it all, so let this helpful musical number act as your guide in the tricky world of online dating.
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He might not look like much, but this Florida soft shelled turtle has got lightning fast reflexes! He's obviously in preparation for the Indy 500. The only thing missing was a puff of smoke in the shape of a turtle as he ran off!
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Having a bikini wearing babe dancing away on your desktop might seem like an awesome idea, but what about when you're trying to work? What about when you're playing video games? How will she take that sort of rejection?
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