Goes Great With Cock!

TV Cookery shows, think they're boring? think again! This female presenter is kinda old, but with age comes experience, so I'm sure she knows what goes well with cock. Listen up girls and gays she knows her stuff.

I know what you're thining; "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE DOA". I'm thinking it too. There's a lack of jiggling and these women are wearing far too much, but you can't deny that they're pretty damn good at the sport.

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

These little buggers are violent! -LOL

A fight breaks out at a soccer game and out of nowhere this guy jumps in the fight and knocks out a player with a hammer. The dude was arrested shortly after the incident and will likely be spending some time in jail.

One of the greatest figures of the New German Cinema cracks open his copy of Where's Waldo and wonders aloud about the location of the elusive red and white striped traveler. I think he might be reading too much into it...

Ah, Christmas. A time for family reunions, delicious food, giving and receiving and gigantic illuminated spunking penises. Wait, what? Someone has added his own amusing take on the spirit of Christmas.

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus !

Fozzie Bear, Kermit, and the rest of the Muppets and Sesame Street stars create their own music video for the classic "Iron Lion Zion" by Bob Marley and The Wailers. Starring Fozzie Bear, and featuring appearances by Kermit the Frog and more.

Winnie The Pooh, Eeyore and Tigger get some dance lessons. From teach me how to dougie to the party rock anthem, these guy's are killing it. Definitely the best dancers that I've seen in mascot costumes.