Roman Candle Duel Headshot

Take twenty paces, turn, and... FIRE! My FACE is on FIRE! They might as well be using guns to be honest.

You’d think that penguins have got it quite easy, hanging out and going for a swim every now and then. But no, being a penguin is full of fail, as you can see from this compilation of them acting like drunk idiots.

This is pretty much every guy's standard reaction after he's had an argument with his girlfriend—and after they've left the room so they can't hear you, you just need to make sure they don't catch you.

You'll know when you've been hit by this hot bunch - and you will love it !!

There aren't too many black guys in Aspen Colerado, so this dude is here to represent and introduce himself and his race to some of the white folk before they hit the slopes. Courtesy of Improv Everywhere.

Okay, so they're not there in their entirety, but they do kinda merge together into one uber inspirational whole that is somehow greater than the sum of it's parts. I'm ready to go into battle right now!

The greatest ad man of them all who could sell ice to the eskimos delivers a presentation on the new Facebook layout. So stop moaning about it & deal with it. Who knew that Kodak ripped off Facebook with the Carousel?

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

This will seriously leave you wondering what happened to this poor dude - Somehow i don't think the outcome will have been a good one - OMG!

You've got to love Battlefield 3. When an enemy plane has missiles locked on and there are numerous Javelins all trained on your location, if you have the skill you can just swap to your enemy's jet. Awesome.

Jimmy Kimmel welcomes back Black Simon & Garfunkel to perform Ke$ha and Pitbull's hit "Timber"—and even if you hate the original song, you'll still find plenty of awesomeness in Black Simon & Garfunkel's version.