The Heinz Au'tomato' Machine

I love technology, important discoveries in science making the world a better place & humanity benefiting from the outcome & thanks to advances in robotics, squeezing out your own sauce will soon be a thing of the past.

SCIENCE! Being able to topple a domino weighing a 100lbs using one that is only 5mm high and 1mm thick is pretty god-damn awesome. It's all thanks to science, or physics, or one of those other boring things you learned at school.

More animated awesomeness from B3ta's Cyriak as he shows off his talents on Showtime Shorts. Recoil in horror as he conjures circuit-board spiders and monsters made of meat from his limitless but warped imagination.

Here we have the archetypes of drinking, recounted in legend, painted on the caves of Europe in prehistoric times, etched in stone on the ancient granite of the Sierra Nevada!

This dude decided to take his GoPro camera out with him on maneuvers and film the whole thing. If you didn't want to ride in a fighter jet before watching this, then you probably will afterwards.

This guy lives his life a quarter block at a time. No more no less.

If Chuck Norris turned ninja like a boss, when he was saving the world from evil alien forces made from dark matter and hate the weapon of choice he'd use to fend them off and save the universe would be a ninja Glock. Here's why.

Two elephant seals have an off day in this cute animated short by Victor Caire, which sees a little bird causing a bit of trouble between the two bulky beast, who in the end can't really be bothered with it all.

What's the point in civilisation if nobody wants to be civilised? If you liked Falling Down but didn't feel that he went far enough, then this could be the perfect movie for you. Fiver says Jusutin Bieber dies in it.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

If it exists and it’s badass, then a Lego version of it must be created — that’s one of the rules of the internet along with rule 34. And so the new Star Trek movie trailer gets recreated in everyone’s favorite toy building block.