Non-Alcoholic Beer Goggles

So, the tagline from this sprite commercial translates to "Things may appear different up close". No idea what it has to do with sprite, but thanks for the night terrors, guys. You'll be receiving my psychiatrist bills shortly.

By the looks of things, it looks like the place to be; hot sun, hot girls in swimwear, deck chairs, women licking the floor, and a guy playing the guitar in the street — everything you want, and need, from a nice seaside break.

If you remember Mr Blobby from way back when you probably loved him or hated him. He's pretty funny in an anarchic, slapstick way, but at the same time he's also visually terrifying, like an alien mated with a clown.

There's winners, and then there are weiners, sometimes the difference between them is very small! Wow, this may be the first time I've ever seen someone lose by a nose - OUCH!

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.

Now this isn't something you see everyday, a horse skipping with the jockey swinging the rope. Mad Skills!!!!

Looks like XZibit has pimped your breakfast. Yo dawg, I heard you like eggs so I put and egg in your egg so you can raise your cholesterol while you raise your cholesterol. Double the flavour, yo.

What’s this? Hot twins getting crazy with the funky stuff all over each other? But it begs the question, would you? You sick filthy degenerate, I know you would. It’s a welcome break from your right hand anyway.

It's weird how you know something's gonna end bad the moment you start watching it. The only person in the room that couldn't predict how this one was going to end was the dude on the balance beam.

Something tells me this girl has been watching too much Karate Kid and not putting in the practice - This chick fails bad when she tries to show off a kick she recently learned in her martial arts class - Still cute thou!

Fun.’s “We Are Young” caught the minds of some people, but those lyrics don’t resonate for the oldies whose years are beyond 30. To fix this singer-songwriters Tommy Fields and Nikki Boyer created this version.