BMX Faceplant

This dude just lays on the ground moaning in pain after he faceplants hard after a failed jump. Some people just can't seem to understand that ALL of his pathetic suffering will be commented about on the internet one day - LOL!

The rules of Tumblr are pretty inconsequential, who cares about those boring rules. It's all about the cute chick, if she was a 40 year old man with sweat patches on his crotch, we wouldn't be watching this, would we?

The MMA just signed him. From now on he's the Chuck Liddell Bear.

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo. Fuck yeah.

Where can an elephant get a decent snack these days?! I think I'll stick to hot dogs thansk!

The lapdog of the Current UK Prime Minister would like to issue a heartfelt apology to all the people he lied to. TBH, it's not his fault. He's the minority in a coalition government. Cameron is the real turd in the punchbowl.

This guy sounded like he had a pretty solid argument going with the cops but finally decided that he was faster than both of them and took off. Sad the cops only made it 10 steps before giving up.

Rémi Gaillard - king of trolls - does the unthinkable in a car wash station. It'll make you chuckle because it exaggerates a common problem we all encounter regularly.

According to a 2011 survey, 16% of workers report that they arrive late for work at least once per week. 27% confess to coming through the door behind schedule at least once a month. And our bosses appear to be even worse.

Imagine if all the planets in the solar system were the same distance from the earth as the moon, Cool, eh? If the sight of gas giant Jupiter wheeling across the night sky doesn't make you crap your pants i'd get some glasses!

Are you ready for ZeFrank to lay some echidna truth on you? Well you better be beacuse this is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, aside from hitting the stop button. But why would you want to?