Becca Butcher's Pole Audition

Guaranteed to amazeballs your mind. Not only is she super sexy moving about that pole, but she also has ninja skills. A ninja pole dancer – it doesn’t really get any better than that.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

Learning some serious yo-yo skills probably won't help you get the ladies. Mix it with magic though and, no, you're probably still going to die alone and unloved. Still, at least it's better than just regular yo-yo...

A classic compilation of complete douche bags being complete douche bags, with some perfectly timed classical music just for you. Brilliant!

When you are going to do something dumb you may as well do it in style and make sure someone has a video to record the event - I would much rather fall through a roof then take a swim in that toxic looking water.

Quite possibly the most annoying alarm clock ever made by god. It's twittering away into his ear for a full minute and a half, pecking him and being a total pain-in-the-ass. Lets hope the cat wakes up hungry!?

People come up with new, more exotic ideas for pranks every day - You can tell this dude really wanted to go the extra mile with this prank because the moose is so fresh.

He got a red card for sure, but that's better than ending up with a black eye.

Ozzy Osbourne. What a guy. He brings new meaning to the word incoherent while managing to remain cooler than a morgue. If only everyone else knew as little about Justin Bieber as Ozzy he did. Sigh.

Professor Brian Cox, the pinup boy of physics, takes us on a journey into this trousers. A place where we can witness the splendours of his giant balls as they burst into life.

Just when you thought you'd had enough of music talent contests - you're not safe! At least there's not sign of Simon Cowell!