Pool Launch Chick FAIL

Always expect the unexpected. When it comes to girls, they usually get a headache before wrapping their legs around this guy, so in a weird kinda way this is really a step up for him.

When you stop fapping to it and take a moment to consider it, where would the internet be without the worth inclusion of man's favourite pursuit ?!

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.

The band has a strict "No Groupies" policy, but that's mainly because this guy is the only one interested in the job.

Respect to the chefs cos cooking noodles really can be an elaborate job !

You'd think that with all the crazy impressive skills this guy has that he would be able to afford to buy himself a slightly larger bicycle? Still, maybe children's bikes are all the rage where he's from...

Okay, so this video might have been floating around the net for a little while, but it's got Kate Upton wearing a rather fetching bikini while performing her down and dirty krunk dance. Totally worth a repost.

There's no doubt that this tense, dramatic music is exactly what's playing inside this cat's head. He's freaking the hell out. He looks like he's found his owner's drugs stash and is freaking the hell out.

Going on a cruise might be considered the height of luxury, but so was sailing on the Titanic - Sit back & enjoy CCTV footage from the Pacific Sun Cruise liner encountering seriously heavy seas. Rather them than me :(

I guess these half-court shots aren't as hard as they look. First a guy overpowers a perfectly aimed one and now a cheerleader scores one while doing a freaking handstand. Girl's got skills, yo.

Sometimes the dog bites you - And sometimes you bite the dog - And sometimes you are just a totally insane psycho - I seriously doubt that the actual attack could have been as terrifying or hilarious as this.