Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

From giant boulders nearly crushing someone to death, to lots of near-misses caught on Russian dashcams, this compilation will have you perched on the edge of your desk chair.

A buzzard keeps flying in and out of the spinning blades on a wind turbine until he gets his wing clipped and ends up slamming into the ground.

It’s always the chipmunks who get all the chicks, surround by groupies who want to make out with them. But then that’s what happens when you’re a big rock star, doesn’t matter if your human or animal, chicks dig you.

Some call him their 'friendly neighborhood Spider-Man'. Seems to me he's more than friendly. Friendly is saying hi. performing the helicopter-dong in a intimate setting is a whole other level...

This guy does a seriously good Eric Cartman impression. To prove it he goes retro and sings the Kyle's Mom's A B#tch song from the Southpark movie. Anyone can do a Kenny impression but Cartman is much harder to master.

This guy should have googled the results of this kind of proposal before going ahead with it. Oh well.

Jerry Springer was possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to television. Sure a lot of it was staged and totally fake, but that doesn't stop it from being hilariously awesome. JER-RY, JER-RY, JER-RY!

This kid nearly breaks his neck after attempting a running back flip and getting just enough rotation to get his face to land first.

Nate Bos, a 28-year-old motorcyclist, was out for a leisurely ride in Orem, Utah, in early May when he spotted a cup precariously teetering on the back bumper of a second-generation Ford Explorer. Time for a good deed.

It's impressive but I think it would be more extreme if they wore big floppy red shoes, over-sized trousers full of custard and were juggling while they did it. They probably wouldn't look any more ridiculous either...