Opulence, I Has It!

This guy is way cooler than the Dos Equis guy by a long shot! And where the hell do I get one of these tiny giraffes from??

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

OMG, that bikini is obscene, it's scandalous! Somebody call someone and report as a moral outrage against common decency! Nah, I'm only kidding, that's the sort of bikini that should COME OFF!!!!

A new piece of Banksy graffitti has been discovered in Libya and the locals are very excited about the implications for the future of their country and all the resultant tourism...

If you thought that Farming Simulator was badass, you aint seen nothing yet. While combine harvesters and other farming machinery might be gangster, it ain't got nothing on a street cleaning machine. F'real.

It's hard to imagine what it would feel like to sell your company for one billion dollars. That's a LOT of money. These guys are obviously happy about it. I'd like to hear them when the tax man pays a visit though...

Send in the clowns...those freaky, tattooed, trashy clowns. Oh wait, they're already here. Curse you, Insane Clown Posse.

Jumping into a pool that has a thin layer of ice over the top is a testicle shrinking prospect. It still beats the idea of jumping into a pool that consists of nothing but ice though. Epic buttock bruise inbound.

If you thought skydiving was scary enough as it is then this is nightmare fuel. Not only does this lady not want to dive in the first place but when she does it doesn't exactly go by the book. Still, at least her bra stayed on!

What's he doing wasting his time playing baseball in the major leagues? With skillz like that he could be in the circus, ok, so he'd be poor, but he'd be entertaining little kids! I bet he's total crap at baseball anyway!

How come I’ve ended up on this weird site where lots of female flesh is on display and…oh my god…what are they doing with that…ew! Better use that handy new private IE8 browsing function :)