Calista Valentine's All Mine!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

War paint becomes clown make-up pretty quickly when you get knocked out in front of thirty people.

Here’s the best news bloopers worth watching from 2014. There were some good ones, from presenters quitting live on air to Mike Tyson losing his rag, it was an eventful year.

When it comes to drinking you should always remember to only pass out in your own bed, with none of your friends in the house so they can't tape you to the walls and spray you in urine or paint you the colors of unicorn sh#t.

After watching Kick-Ass I worry that every girl in pig tails is gonna attack everyone on sight. But the little girl in this is SO cute they'd probably just go along with it - Witness AWESOME!

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing.

An amazingly skilled stunt pilot loses one of his plane's wings during flight and manages to land it safely without causing himself or any of the onlookers any damage or injury—chances are it's totally fake though.

Doing these kind of stunts on a BMX is cool, doing them on a motorbike is just brazen don’t-give-a-f#ckness. He’s got so many skills he probably rents them out at the weekends. Prepare to witness AWESOME!

So you've already seen the single largest firework on gods green earth, now it's time to check on the noisiest and brightest fireworks display ever. No idea how much this cost but turning night into day isn't cheap...

A dad shows his 2yr old son how to load and fire an AK47 - I guess you can never be too young to learn...But it's a definite WTF moment :(

Something tells me FPS Russia might have gone a bit far this time. Driving a tank recklessly across a main road is gonna get you noticed. Sure, it might not be him either, but cmon. It IS his style, right?