Mean Birthday Surprise Prank

Heart Attacks: For when you want this birthday to be her last.

It's another day in the life of a highway patrol cop, pulling over a vehicle with the hunch that something might be amiss and smug in the knowledge he was right. No license, low level stuff. Just another day.........OMG!!!

Nothing says "I wanna warm delicious Pabst beer" like domestic abuse, sexual assault & manslaughter with an extra terrestrial firearm. This will get you reaching for a Pabst quicker than you can shout "RAPE!"

Mr. Mittens, sometimes you just gotta let that last little bit of ice cream at the bottom of the container go. Cats! You gotta love them!

You push the envelope and sometimes the envelope pushes back...and OUCH! All he had to do was start twitching after the head trauma to make it look like the move was intentional.

This guy was doing really good up until the part he knocked himself out cold.

Having to stop you car because a duck is crossing the road isn't too much of an imposition. Stopping for 55 ducks as they cross the road slowly, in single file is slightly more annoying. WHY U NO FLY, DUCKS!?

If you thought you were pretty good with LEGOs as a kid, you probably haven't seen this dude's creations. Not content with building something awesome, this guy builds something awesome but AS A POP-UP BOOK. Epic.

BASE jumping is almost always cool, but it's even better when the jumper is shot through an office window. Make the commute home a bit quicker i suppose?

Just remember as you’re watching this horror show of a video, people paid $1,300 to go to this event. However, it does succeed at one thing: being one of the worst songs ever written.

Ron Artest's advice to the bull: 'They'll forget all about this once you get traded to the Lakers and win a championship.'