I Kissed A Nerd!

A parody of Katy Perry's, I Kissed A Girl. You've heard the song on Dr. Demento, now see the video starring Blythe Renay & Rissy Pelot of Damsels of Dorkington.

I know, I know. There's loads of videos just like this all over youtube, but you know what? There's a reason they are popular, so stop being such a hipster surfer and sit back and enjoy!

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

It's not often you see a touching tribute to a deceased cockroach. That's mainly because exterminators aren't the sentimental types, but that doesn't stop this from being interesting and pretty much unique.

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

Having a smoking daughter wandering around your house in skimpy clothes might seem a bonus, but when she's a family member it can lead to all kinds of awkwardness & shame. It's hell being her sibling. Or her dad.

These tourists tease Alligators into the air. Getting a ticket for this swamp ride is like buying a lottery ticket because seeing an Alligator actually bite someone rarely happens, but when it does everyone wins!

It doesn't take a genius to see that he could've used a much shorter ladder to make it over the fence and into the pool, but it might take a doctor to help him walk again.

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.

Have you ever seen a bath time babe with full make up on? Well you're about to & she looks fine !

Just because you’re a parent doesn’t mean you should stop listening to the good stuff, like the NWA classic “Fuck the Police”. But it does mean you might want to change the lyrics a little so they’re kid-friendly.