German Soccer Coach Eats Booger

Sometimes radical measures are required to win the World Cup - Alas, that, ladies and gentlemen, was the only goal Germany scored that day.

I'd like to stoke her fire, oh yes, because she may be ember by name, but she's anything but by nature. She has a of body you could dine on for months!

Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.

This is awesome. The only drawback is you have to wait until 10:01 to find out that it was 10:00. Still, i doubt you'd be using this kinda clock to keep time with!

If you've seen Dan Balan's music video for Chica Boom, you were probably just as conflicted as the rest of us. It has lovely ladies but also a blown out hair sporting douchebag. This version just has the former. Thanks, internet!

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

When 4chan get involved in a Flash Mob, you know you’re done for. Best thing to do is to retreat into digital form & hide out in the internets until they’ve gone. OMG!

OK, so if you ever wondered what’s it’s like to be in love, it’s essentially like being off your mind on cocaine. So, don’t bother finding a partner and falling in love and having kids, just do lots of coke instead.

If you thought the Machete trailer was awesome, you might enjoy this. Eadgar Wright is a talented guy and if he ever actually makes a horror movie you just know it's going to be the best horror movie ever made...

Surveillance cameras show a quick-thinking guy save his classic Ford Mustang just in the nick of time, after not setting the parking brake caused the car to roll backwards out of a garage and nearly crash.

Utterly perplexing video of motocross meets base-jumping. I'm not sure if this is accidental or intentional, but either way it's pretty awesome, provided that ditching a dirtbike in the middle of a lake is no big thing.